Uh…What Are Those? – Embarrassing Penile Papule Problem
Here, we find a young man who is really getting PO’d about some little white bumps on his member and wants to know how to eliminate them. Here’s what we have to say...
Case #: 1622
Concern：
I have been dealing with pearly penile papules since I was 12 years old and I am now 18 and they are still there. Is there any way to get rid of them? I have looked up ways to get rid of the little things but the only remedy I have found is very expensive CO2 laser removal. There is no way I would ever be able to afford this so is there anything else I can do to help me get rid of these?
Discussion：
Once upon a time, a while back, I was invited to a geeky anime party where several different anime films were shown. After I arrived and had settled in with my fellow geeks, my eyes (and ears) were drawn to a particularly disturbing anime in which creatures from the underworld would randomly appear and attack humans.
Run!
Some of them would possess men and turn them into raving beasts with giant penises which they would use to attack people with. The part of the anime that I watched (I wish I could un-see it now) featured some man-beast-thing chasing after a screeching woman with a giant tentacle penis which looked like some sort of torn-up, slimy, Slim Jim. It was really over the top to say the least!
While you might not exactly be a raving man-beast-creature who is chasing after women (hopefully), they may in fact run away. Some women may consider those small, white, salt granule-looking bumps to be a little creepy. Even if you explain to a perspective sex partner that they are in fact harmless penile papules, they might get a little spooked and suddenly have the urge to put their clothes back on.
How do men get these unsightly white bumps? Well, the medical community isn’t quite sure. One theory is that they are the leftovers of penile spines just as male cats have small hooks on their little wieners that stimulate ovulation when embedded in the female feline’s va jay-jays. One thing’s for certain…the important thing here is getting rid of them, right? Let’s look at one possible solution...
All-Natural Bump-Away
As always, getting medically cleared by a physician is a good idea, just to make sure that it isn’t something more serious. Barring that, Iodine, a common element used for the production of disinfectants and also for numerous medical applications, is actually very useful for penile papules. (TRY: Penile Papule Removal with Iodine) The antiseptic qualities of Iodine have been reported to permeate the papules, and on a microscopic level, drain and shrivel the papules from the inside out. Additional benefits include booting thyroid health as well as regenerating cells.
What you’ll want to do is wash the affected area first, fully dry it. Daub a cotton swab with Iodine and apply it to the papules. The key here is to let the Iodine fully seep into the skin and completely dry naturally, then re-dressing since it can stain clothes. That’s it! So what are you waiting for; get back to a normal life free of embarrassment.